This Female Orgasm App Is So Sexy, Apple Won’t Let You Download It

What if you could develop your skills in delivering female pleasure, try out new techniques, and explore the magic of the vagina without pestering your significant other and wasting their time on moves that don’t quite work?
One app wants to let you do just that – in a super artsy, fun way. And one that doesn’t involve having a giant vagina on your iPhone screen.

La Petite Mort is an incredibly intimate game created by Lovable Hat Cult, who hope it’ll be the first game to kick off a new genre: female stimulation simulation.

In a similar vein to the interactive bits on OMGyes – but with more advanced technology – the app shows you images of a real vulva, but highly pixelated (so it doesn’t look explicit).

Its algorithm means that specific finger motions create different sensations, so you’re able to give the app’s vagina pleasure by using clever, sensitive movements.

If you’re doing well, you’ll be rewarded with visual signs that pleasure is spreading around the vulva. If you’re doing it wrong, you’ll get a negative response or constructive feedback.

The aim is orgasm, which is signified through intense graphics and sounds.

(Psst. Android users can download the app through Google Play. Lucky.)


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